Before you (or anyone else) is totally horrified that I would make this for a soon-to-be-mother-of-twins, I gotta tell you: she asked me for it.
People gasp when they see it, so I'll warn you that it's apparently shocking.
(But they do! See the pacifiers?!)
This is another one from Subversive Cross Stitch (I had previously made this one, remember?)
I modified this pattern by adding another pacifier (twins) and making them blue (boys). They were born this past Saturday and their mom (Hi, Dawn!) got this in the mail on Tuesday. I'm sure she's feeling this sentiment right now!