Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Umm...I didn't mean it that way

Originally uploaded by Novelty Kitten.
Dear Kelly,

So I was able to make it to my sewing machine. And I was inspired by my friend Winifred's fairy monster she's working on and thought I'd make a little shmoo shaped person. I don't think it came out shmoo shaped. Do you????


P.S. I'm so glad my mother doesn't read this blog.


kelly said...

By "shmoo," are you referring to the cartoon character from L'il Abner (as described here)?

If so, I'm not quite sure I see it. Maybe in the eyes a little.

If, however, "shmoo" is some sort of code name for "penis," then yes, yes -- it is definitely "shmoo shaped!"

Winifred said...

I'm going to have to admit the first thing I thought when I saw it was, "OHMYGOD Shayne has created a stuffed Penis monster!"

So, what is Schmoo?

Shayne said...

Shmoo makes me think there was a character in the later Flintstones cartoons, when Fred and Barney were cops or something, there was this white blobby thing called Shmoo....or it's a weiner with button eyes.

Winifred said...

I think you should create your own line of Penis Monsters. You could have the S&M Penis Monster in black leather w/ handcuffs. You could have the Prince Charming Penis with a velvet coat, ruff and crown. The sky's the limit!

kelly said...

If he's a "Penis Monster," shouldn't he just have one eye, then? HAHAHA.

Winifred said...

Good point!!

Shayne said...

That's enough penis talk, young ladies.

kelly said...

Hey -- *you're* the one who made it!

Anonymous said...

Damn, seems as though I've been beaten to all the good Penis jokes. Oh well. He's definately a Penis Monster.