Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Umm...I didn't mean it that way


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Originally uploaded by Novelty Kitten.
Dear Kelly,

So I was able to make it to my sewing machine. And I was inspired by my friend Winifred's fairy monster she's working on and thought I'd make a little shmoo shaped person. I don't think it came out shmoo shaped. Do you????

Love,
Shayne

P.S. I'm so glad my mother doesn't read this blog.

9 comments:

kelly said...

By "shmoo," are you referring to the cartoon character from L'il Abner (as described here)?

If so, I'm not quite sure I see it. Maybe in the eyes a little.

If, however, "shmoo" is some sort of code name for "penis," then yes, yes -- it is definitely "shmoo shaped!"

Winifred said...

I'm going to have to admit the first thing I thought when I saw it was, "OHMYGOD Shayne has created a stuffed Penis monster!"

So, what is Schmoo?

Shayne said...

Shmoo makes me think there was a character in the later Flintstones cartoons, when Fred and Barney were cops or something, there was this white blobby thing called Shmoo....or it's a weiner with button eyes.

Winifred said...

I think you should create your own line of Penis Monsters. You could have the S&M Penis Monster in black leather w/ handcuffs. You could have the Prince Charming Penis with a velvet coat, ruff and crown. The sky's the limit!

kelly said...

If he's a "Penis Monster," shouldn't he just have one eye, then? HAHAHA.

Winifred said...

Good point!!

Shayne said...

That's enough penis talk, young ladies.

kelly said...

Hey -- *you're* the one who made it!

Anonymous said...

Damn, seems as though I've been beaten to all the good Penis jokes. Oh well. He's definately a Penis Monster.