My mother-in-law got married a couple of weeks ago, so what did we give the happy couple? You guessed it! Dishcloths!
(And theatre tickets, lest you think we are cheapskates.)
(But when that show is but a memory, these here dishcloths will still be going strong. Am I right?)
(Hrm. Suddenly, dishcloths seem like such a lame wedding gift.)
(And yet I'm posting this on the Internet! Go, me!)
[insert "jazz hands" motion here]