Yesterday, I turned out some quite adorable glittered wooden acorns (like wooden from the craft store, not wooden being from a tree). I ran out to get more and had some painted and waiting for me to add the glitter this morning.
I opened the glue to squirt some on a plate and it went EVERYWHERE. I was wiping glue off of the acorns, jars of glitter, everything. Then I figured it just wasn't a good time to glitter acorns.
Fast forward to about 15 minutes ago. I set everything up, open the glue, very specifically point the bottle in a different direction so as not to squirt it everywhere. I got what I believe they call in the porn industry the "money shot." Glue on my clothes, my hair, in my mouth (why was my mouth open), on my glasses...I was the naughty crafting librarian.
This time I think I'll just take the lid off and pour some glue out.