Dear Kelly,
So I was able to make it to my sewing machine. And I was inspired by my friend Winifred's fairy monster she's working on and thought I'd make a little shmoo shaped person. I don't think it came out shmoo shaped. Do you????
Love,
Shayne
P.S. I'm so glad my mother doesn't read this blog.
By "shmoo," are you referring to the cartoon character from L'il Abner (as described here)?
ReplyDeleteIf so, I'm not quite sure I see it. Maybe in the eyes a little.
If, however, "shmoo" is some sort of code name for "penis," then yes, yes -- it is definitely "shmoo shaped!"
I'm going to have to admit the first thing I thought when I saw it was, "OHMYGOD Shayne has created a stuffed Penis monster!"
ReplyDeleteSo, what is Schmoo?
Shmoo makes me think there was a character in the later Flintstones cartoons, when Fred and Barney were cops or something, there was this white blobby thing called Shmoo....or it's a weiner with button eyes.
ReplyDeleteI think you should create your own line of Penis Monsters. You could have the S&M Penis Monster in black leather w/ handcuffs. You could have the Prince Charming Penis with a velvet coat, ruff and crown. The sky's the limit!
ReplyDeleteIf he's a "Penis Monster," shouldn't he just have one eye, then? HAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteGood point!!
ReplyDeleteThat's enough penis talk, young ladies.
ReplyDeleteHey -- *you're* the one who made it!
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